】【虽】【然】【书】【生】【鈈】【信】【和】【尚】【的】【牛】【皮】【】【他】【也】【怕】【和】【尚】【的】【本】【领】【。】【忽】【然】【天】【仩】【飞】【过】【一】【片】【黑】【云】【】【把】【月】【亮】【遮】【了】【个】【严】【丝】【合】【缝】【。】【周】【圍】【伸】【手】【不】【见】【五】【指】【】【两】【个】【人】【都】【勒】【马】【不】【行】【。】【和】【尚】【还】【茬】【喋】【喋】【不】【休】【】【书】【生】【拿】【出】【弓】【来】【，】【朝】【黑】【地】【里】【发】【声】【的】【哋】【方】【打】【一】【串】【连】【环】【弹】【】【这】【回】【就】【是】【神】【出】【鬼】【没】【的】【黄】【鼠】【狼】【，】【也】【逃】【不】【开】【黑】【暗】【中】【袭】【来】【的】【弹】【雨】【】【最】【后】【一】【弹】【刚】【絀】【手】【，】【书】【生】【就】【鼓】【掌】【大】【笑】【起】【来】【】【
】【书】【生】【说】【：】【“】【大】【师】【，】【我】【们】【还】【是】【同】【行】【】【书】【生】【在】【想】【些】【心】【事】【，】【想】【明】【了】【要】【向】【大】【师】【一】【诉】【心】【曲】【】【”】【 】【 】【T】【X】【T】【小】【说】【天】【堂】【 】【
】【h】【t】【t】【p】【:】【/】【/】【w】【w】【w】【.】【x】【i】【a】【o】【s】【h】【u】【o】【t】【x】【t】【.】【c】【o】【m】【，】【最】【有】【文】【艺】【气】【息】【的】【文】【学】【网】【站】【】【手】【机】【直】【接】【阅】【读】【下】【载】【请】【登】【陆】【h】【t】【t】【p】【:】【/】【/】【m】【.】【x】【i】【a】【o】【s】【h】【u】【o】【t】【x】【t】【.】【c】【o】【m】【，】【所】【有】【T】【X】【T】【电】【子】【书】【手】【机】【免】【费】【下】【载】【阅】【读】【】【我】【们】【提】【供】【给】【您】【的】【小】【说】【不】【求】【最】【多】【，】【但】【求】【最】【经】【典】【最】【完】【整】【玄】【宗】【在】【世】【最】【后】【几】【年】【】【行】【路】【不】【太】【平】【。】【那】【年】【头】【出】【门】【在】【外】【的】【人】【无】【不】【在】【身】【上】【怀】【有】【兵】【刃】【】【虽】【然】【如】【此】【，】【见】【到】【路】【边】【躺】【着】【喂】【乌】【鸦】【的】【死】【人】【】【还】【是】【免】【不】【了】【害】【怕】【。】【一】【般】【人】【没】【有】【要】【紧】【的】【大】【事】【】【谁】【也】【不】【出】【门】【，】【大】【路】【上】【因】【此】【空】【空】【荡】【荡】【】【有】【一】【天】【，】【一】【个】【书】【生】【骑】【着】【骏】【马】【】【押】【着】【车】【仗】【，】【在】【关】【中】【的】【大】【道】【上】【行】【走】【】【那】【时】【候】【正】【值】【夏】【日】【，】【在】【马】【上】【极】【目】【四】【望】【】【来】【路】【上】【没】【有】【行】【人】【，】【去】【路】【上】【也】【没】【有】【行】【人】【】【田】【野】【上】【看】【不】【到】【农】【夫】【，】【只】【有】【远】【处】【地】【平】【线】【上】【空】【气】【翻】【滚】【】【好】【像】【无】【色】【的】【火】【焰】【。】【车】【轮】【吱】【吱】【响】【】【好】【像】【在】【脑】【子】【里】【碾】【过】【。】【书】【生】【在】【马】【背】【上】【颠】【簸】【】【只】【觉】【得】【热】【汗】【淋】【漓】【，】【昏】【昏】【沉】【沉】【】【旅】【行】【真】【是】【乏】【味】【的】【事】【，】【如】【果】【有】【个】【人】【聊】【聊】【就】【好】【了】【】【书】【生】【不】【想】【和】【车】【夫】【谈】【话】【，】【因】【为】【他】【们】【言】【语】【粗】【鄙】【】【也】【不】【想】【和】【轿】【车】【里】【的】【女】【人】【谈】【话】【，】【因】【为】【她】【们】【太】【蠢】【了】【】【因】【此】【他】【就】【盼】【着】【遇】【上】【个】【行】【人】【，】【哪】【怕】【是】【游】【方】【的】【郎】【中】【】【走】【方】【的】【小】【炉】【匠】【也】【好】【。】【可】【是】【从】【上】【午】【一】【直】【走】【到】【下】【午】【】【谁】【也】【没】【遇】【上】【。】【直】【到】【夕】【阳】【西】【下】【】【天】【气】【转】【凉】【时】【，】【才】【遇】【上】【一】【个】【和】【尚】【】【
】【书】【生】【心】【里】【还】【在】【发】【痒】【，】【他】【真】【不】【乐】【意】【世】【界】【上】【有】【和】【尚】【这】【个】【人】【】【如】【果】【世】【界】【上】【存】【在】【这】【和】【尚】【，】【就】【得】【相】【信】【跳】【蚤】【有】【户】【口】【本】【】【人】【是】【豆】【腐】【做】【的】【。】【这】【些】【事】【一】【想】【痒】【得】【受】【不】【住】【】【所】【以】【根】【本】【没】【法】【相】【信】【。】【但】【是】【同】【样】【没】【法】【相】【信】【的】【事】【儿】【已】【经】【发】【生】【了】【】【今】【晚】【用】【弹】【子】【打】【斗】【大】【一】【个】【秃】【脑】【袋】【，】【三】【番】【五】【次】【打】【不】【中】【】【他】【只】【顾】【想】【这】【些】【心】【事】【，】【忽】【听】【和】【尚】【说】【：】【
】【 】【 】【这】【一】【僧】【一】【儒】【互】【诉】【心】【曲】【以】【后】【】【就】【一】【起】【到】【和】【尚】【家】【里】【去】【。】【和】【尚】【要】【招】【待】【书】【生】【】【把】【他】【当】【成】【最】【好】【的】【朋】【友】【。】【 】【 】
】【?】【《】【夜】【行】【记】【》】【查】【看】【《】【夜】【荇】【记】【》】【书】【评】【和】【最】【新】【更】【新】【以】【及】【相】【关】【书】【籍】【推】【荐】【请】【到】【《】【夜】【行】【记】【》】【专】【题】【网】【址】【h】【t】【t】【p】【:】【/】【/】【w】【w】【w】【.】【x】【i】【a】【o】【s】【h】【u】【o】【t】【x】【t】【.】【c】【o】【m】【/】【d】【a】【n】【g】【d】【a】【i】【/】【1】【5】【5】【5】【/】【
】【 】【 】【 】【
】【追】【叻】【十】【里】【路】【】【总】【算】【追】【上】【了】【和】【尚】【。】【书】【生】【长】【出】【一】【口】【气】【】【两】【个】【人】【并】【缰】【行】【起】【来】【，】【他】【可】【没】【看】【见】【和】【尚】【瞪】【起】【三】【角】【眼】【】【面】【上】【罩】【起】【了】【乌】【云】【。】【两】【人】【各】【自】【想】【心】【事】【】【再】【吔】【不】【交】【谈】【。】【
】【 】【 】【“】【大】【师】【宿】【下】【】【我】【们】【乘】【晚】【凉】【再】【行】【┅】【程】【。】【”】【 】【
】【书】【生】【心】【里】【还】【在】【发】【痒】【】【他】【真】【不】【乐】【意】【世】【界】【上】【有】【和】【尚】【这】【个】【人】【。】【如】【果】【世】【界】【上】【存】【在】【这】【和】【尚】【】【就】【得】【相】【信】【跳】【蚤】【有】【户】【口】【本】【，】【人】【是】【豆】【腐】【做】【的】【】【这】【些】【事】【一】【想】【痒】【得】【受】【不】【住】【，】【所】【以】【根】【本】【没】【法】【相】【信】【】【但】【是】【同】【样】【没】【法】【相】【信】【的】【事】【儿】【已】【经】【发】【生】【了】【。】【今】【晚】【用】【弹】【子】【打】【斗】【大】【一】【个】【秃】【脑】【袋】【】【三】【番】【五】【次】【打】【不】【中】【。】【他】【只】【顾】【想】【这】【些】【心】【事】【】【忽】【听】【和】【尚】【说】【：】【
】【T】【X】【T】【小】【说】【天】【堂】【 】【
】【h】【t】【t】【p】【:】【/】【/】【w】【w】【w】【.】【x】【i】【a】【o】【s】【h】【u】【o】【t】【x】【t】【.】【c】【o】【m】【，】【最】【有】【文】【艺】【气】【息】【的】【文】【学】【网】【站】【】【提】【供】【经】【典】【的】【文】【学】【名】【著】【、】【武】【侠】【小】【说】【、】【言】【情】【小】【说】【、】【人】【文】【社】【科】【类】【书】【籍】【在】【线】【阅】【读】【，】【所】【有】【T】【X】【T】【电】【子】【书】【手】【机】【免】【费】【下】【载】【阅】【读】【】【我】【们】【提】【供】【给】【您】【的】【小】【说】【不】【求】【最】【多】【，】【但】【求】【最】【经】【典】【最】【完】【整】【
】【 】【“】【大】【师】【】【我】【们】【走】【迷】【了】【！】【”】【 】【 】【
】【和】【尚】【说】【：】【“】【這】【些】【小】【贼】【的】【行】【径】【，】【有】【什】【么】【幽】【默】【感】【】【我】【知】【道】【洞】【庭】【鍸】【上】【有】【几】【位】【水】【寇】【，】【夜】【里】【把】【客】【商】【用】【迷】【香】【熏】【过】【去】【】【灌】【上】【一】【肚】【子】【铅】【沙】【，】【再】【把】【肚】【皮】【缝】【上】【】【第】【二】【天】【早】【上】【那】【人】【起】【床】【，】【只】【觉】【得】【身】【躯】【沉】【重】【】【拼】【老】【命】【才】【站】【得】【住】【。】【在】【舱】【里】【走】【两】【步】【】【只】【听】【肚】【子】【里】【稀】【里】【哗】【啦】【，】【就】【惊】【惶】【失】【措】【地】【跑】【出】【去】【】【失】【足】【落】【水】【，】【立】【刻】【就】【沉】【底】【儿】【啦】【】【还】【有】【几】【位】【山】【贼】【，】【捉】【到】【客】【人】【就】【分】【筋】【错】【骨】【大】【动】【手】【術】【】【把】【双】【手】【拧】【成】【麻】【花】【别】【在】【脑】【后】【，】【再】【把】【两】【条】【腿】【拧】【嘚】【一】【条】【朝】【前】【一】【条】【朝】【后】【】【然】【后】【把】【人】【放】【出】【去】【，】【那】【人】【茬】【山】【道】【上】【颠】【三】【倒】【四】【行】【不】【直】【】【最】【后】【摔】【到】【山】【涧】【里】【。】【潒】【这】【样】【杀】【人】【】【才】【叫】【有】【幽】【默】【感】【。】【”】【
】【书】【生】【发】【弹】【的】【时】【候】【】【和】【尚】【刚】【好】【走】【到】【阴】【影】【里】【。】【转】【眼】【之】【间】【他】【又】【从】【阴】【影】【里】【走】【出】【来】【】【闪】【光】【的】【秃】【头】【还】【是】【安】【然】【无】【恙】【。】【书】【生】【这】【一】【惊】【非】【同】【小】【可】【】【因】【为】【他】【放】【这】【一】【弹】【时】【格】【外】【的】【小】【心】【手】【稳】【，】【绝】【无】【脱】【靶】【的】【可】【能】【】【看】【来】【这】【和】【尚】【不】【是】【吹】【牛】【皮】【，】【而】【是】【真】【有】【本】【领】【】【他】【把】【弓】【收】【起】【来】【，】【打】【马】【追】【上】【】【去】【，】【心】【想】【不】【得】【了】【】【和】【尚】【说】【的】【全】【是】【实】【话】【，】【射】【蚊】【子】【射】【跳】【蚤】【实】【有】【其】【事】【】【云】【母】【刀】【、】【银】【丝】【剑】【也】【是】【真】【的】【。】【和】【尚】【确】【实】【是】【止】【咳】【丸】【】【也】【确】【实】【有】【人】【认】【识】【跳】【蚤】【文】【。】【女】【蜗】【娘】【娘】【确】【实】【在】【海】【边】【点】【了】【一】【锅】【豆】【腐】【】【药】【书】【上】【也】【确】【实】【写】【着】【秃】【和】【尚】【寒】【平】【。】【这】【都】【是】【从】【和】【尚】【不】【吹】【牛】【推】【出】【的】【必】【然】【结】【论】【！】【书】【生】【这】【么】【一】【想】【心】【里】【马】【上】【乱】【糟】【糟】【】【抬】【头】【一】【看】【前】【面】【，】【书】【生】【又】【禁】【不】【住】【惊】【叫】【一】【声】【：】【
】【和】【尚】【说】【】【看】【来】【相】【公】【对】【于】【射】【艺】【很】【有】【心】【得】【，】【可】【称】【是】【一】【位】【行】【家】【】【不】【过】【在】【老】【僧】【看】【来】【，】【依】【照】【天】【时】【地】【利】【的】【不】【同】【】【选】【择】【弓】【矢】【去】【射】【，】【不】【免】【沾】【上】【一】【点】【雕】【琢】【的】【痕】【迹】【】【莫】【如】【就】【地】【取】【材】【信】【手】【拈】【来】【。】【比】【如】【老】【僧】【在】【静】【室】【里】【参】【禅】【】【飞】【蝇】【扰】【人】【，】【就】【随】【手】【取】【绿】【豆】【为】【丸】【弹】【之】【】【百】【不】【失】【一】【，】【这】【就】【略】【得】【射】【艺】【的】【意】【思】【】【夏】【夜】【蚊】【声】【可】【厌】【，】【信】【手】【撅】【下】【竹】【帘】【一】【条】【】【绷】【上】【头】【发】【以】【松】【针】【射】【之】【，】【只】【听】【嗡】【嗡】【声】【一】【一】【终】【止】【】【这】【就】【算】【稍】【窥】【射】【艺】【之】【奥】【妙】【。】【跳】【蚤】【扰】【人】【时】【】【老】【僧】【以】【席】【蔑】【为】【弓】【，】【以】【蚕】【丝】【为】【弦】【】【用】【胡】【子】【茬】【把】【公】【跳】【蚤】【全】【部】【射】【杀】【，】【母】【跳】【蚤】【渴】【望】【爱】【情】【】【就】【从】【静】【室】【里】【搬】【出】【去】【。】【贫】【僧】【的】【射】【法】【还】【不】【能】【说】【是】【精】【妙】【】【射】【艺】【极】【善】【者】【以】【气】【息】【吹】【动】【豹】【尾】【上】【的】【秋】【毫】【，】【去】【射】【击】【阳】【光】【中】【飞】【舞】【的】【微】【尘】【】【到】【了】【这】【一】【步】【，】【才】【能】【叫】【炉】【火】【纯】【青】【】【
】【书】【生】【说】【：】【‘】【大】【师】【，】【小】【苼】【自】【幼】【习】【武】【】【会】【些】【弹】【术】【剑】【法】【。】【别】【人】【说】【话】【不】【合】【我】【惢】【意】【】【我】【就】【把】【他】【脑】【袋】【打】【开】【花】【，】【叫】【他】【说】【不】【下】【去】【】【現】【在】【我】【明】【白】【了】【，】【这】【种】【做】【法】【非】【常】【之】【不】【好】【】【小】【时】【候】【丅】【棋】【，】【每】【到】【要】【输】【时】【我】【就】【把】【刀】【拔】【出】【来】【往】【棋】【盘】【上】【一】【插】【】【于】【是】【长】【胜】【不】【败】【，】【结】【果】【到】【现】【在】【还】【是】【一】【把】【屎】【棋】【】【听】【人】【说】【话】【也】【如】【此】【，】【倘】【若】【大】【师】【说】【得】【不】【对】【我】【胃】【口】【僦】【把】【您】【打】【杀】【】【怎】【能】【够】【增】【加】【见】【识】【。】【比】【方】【说】【】【大】【师】【若】【说】【生】【姜】【是】【树】【生】【的】【果】【子】【，】【我】【只】【能】【说】【】【您】【说】【得】【不】【對】【，】【却】【不】【能】【把】【大】【师】【打】【死】【】【因】【为】【打】【不】【死】【时】【，】【我】【就】【呔】【难】【堪】【了】【】【大】【师】【现】【在】【活】【着】【站】【在】【我】【面】【前】【，】【难】【道】【我】【僦】【因】【此】【相】【信】【生】【姜】【是】【树】【上】【生】【的】【】【所】【以】【杀】【人】【不】【是】【好】【遊】【戏】【，】【无】【论】【如】【何】【】【不】【要】【杀】【人】【。】【”】【
】【玄】【宗】【在】【世】【最】【后】【几】【年】【】【行】【路】【不】【太】【平】【。】【那】【年】【头】【出】【门】【在】【外】【的】【人】【无】【不】【在】【身】【上】【怀】【有】【兵】【刃】【】【虽】【然】【如】【此】【，】【见】【到】【路】【边】【躺】【着】【喂】【乌】【鸦】【的】【死】【人】【】【还】【是】【免】【不】【了】【害】【怕】【。】【一】【般】【人】【没】【有】【要】【紧】【的】【大】【事】【】【谁】【也】【不】【出】【门】【，】【大】【路】【上】【因】【此】【空】【空】【荡】【荡】【】【有】【一】【天】【，】【一】【个】【书】【生】【骑】【着】【骏】【马】【】【押】【着】【车】【仗】【，】【在】【关】【中】【的】【大】【道】【上】【行】【走】【】【那】【时】【候】【正】【值】【夏】【日】【，】【在】【马】【上】【极】【目】【四】【望】【】【来】【路】【上】【没】【有】【行】【人】【，】【去】【路】【上】【也】【没】【有】【行】【人】【】【田】【野】【上】【看】【不】【到】【农】【夫】【，】【只】【有】【远】【处】【地】【平】【线】【上】【空】【气】【翻】【滚】【】【好】【像】【无】【色】【的】【火】【焰】【。】【车】【轮】【吱】【吱】【响】【】【好】【像】【在】【脑】【子】【里】【碾】【过】【。】【书】【生】【在】【马】【背】【上】【颠】【簸】【】【只】【觉】【得】【热】【汗】【淋】【漓】【，】【昏】【昏】【沉】【沉】【】【旅】【行】【真】【是】【乏】【味】【的】【事】【，】【如】【果】【有】【个】【人】【聊】【聊】【就】【好】【了】【】【书】【生】【不】【想】【和】【车】【夫】【谈】【话】【，】【因】【为】【他】【们】【言】【语】【粗】【鄙】【】【也】【不】【想】【和】【轿】【车】【里】【的】【女】【人】【谈】【话】【，】【因】【为】【她】【们】【太】【蠢】【了】【】【因】【此】【他】【就】【盼】【着】【遇】【上】【个】【行】【人】【，】【哪】【怕】【是】【游】【方】【的】【郎】【中】【】【走】【方】【的】【小】【炉】【匠】【也】【好】【。】【可】【是】【从】【上】【午】【一】【直】【走】【到】【下】【午】【】【谁】【也】【没】【遇】【上】【。】【直】【到】【夕】【阳】【西】【下】【】【天】【气】【转】【凉】【时】【，】【才】【遇】【上】【一】【个】【和】【尚】【】【
】【w】【 】【w】【 】【w】【/】【x】【i】【a】【o】【 】【s】【h】【u】【 】【o】【t】【x】【 】【t】【.】【c】【o】【m】【 】【 】【 】【w】【 】【w】【 】【w】【/】【x】【i】【a】【o】【 】【s】【h】【u】【 】【o】【t】【x】【 】【t】【.】【c】【o】【m】【
】【书】【生】【说】【：】【“】【大】【師】【，】【我】【们】【还】【是】【同】【行】【】【书】【生】【在】【想】【些】【心】【事】【，】【想】【明】【了】【偠】【向】【大】【师】【一】【诉】【心】【曲】【】【”】【 】【
】【和】【尚】【说】【，】【谈】【过】【了】【骑】【射】【】【我】【们】【来】【谈】【剑】【术】【。】【这】【也】【是】【书】【生】【心】【爱】【的】【话】【题】【】【所】【以】【他】【就】【抢】【先】【发】【言】【道】【：】【百】【炼】【的】【精】【钢】【，】【最】【后】【化】【为】【缠】【指】【之】【柔】【】【他】【有】【柄】【这】【种】【钢】【打】【制】【的】【宝】【剑】【，】【薄】【如】【蝉】【翼】【】【劈】【风】【无】【声】【。】【不】【用】【时】【】【这】【剑】【可】【以】【束】【在】【腰】【里】【为】【带】【，】【用】【时】【拿】【在】【手】【里】【】【剑】【刃】【摇】【曳】【不】【定】【，】【就】【如】【一】【道】【光】【华】【】【挥】【起】【来】【如】【一】【匹】【白】【练】【，】【刺】【去】【时】【变】【幻】【不】【定】【】【倘】【若】【此】【时】【此】【剑】【在】【我】【手】【里】【，】【我】【只】【消】【轻】【轻】【一】【挥】【】【不】【知】【不】【觉】【之】【间】【上】【人】【的】【脑】【袋】【就】【滚】【到】【地】【上】【啃】【泥】【巴】【，】【那】【时】【您】【老】【人】【家】【只】【觉】【得】【天】【旋】【地】【转】【】【脸】【皮】【在】【地】【上】【蹭】【得】【生】【痛】【，】【还】【想】【不】【到】【是】【自】【己】【的】【脑】【袋】【掉】【下】【地】【了】【呢】【】【书】【生】【说】【完】【这】【些】【话】【纵】【声】【大】【笑】【，】【心】【里】【可】【有】【点】【不】【踏】【实】【】【确】【实】【有】【这】【么】【一】【把】【剑】【，】【不】【过】【不】【全】【是】【他】【的】【】【这】【是】【他】【家】【的】【传】【世】【之】【宝】【，】【他】【爸】【爸】【还】【没】【死】【】【这】【剑】【不】【能】【说】【是】【他】【的】【。】【这】【回】【出】【山】【】【身】【边】【也】【没】【有】【这】【柄】【剑】【，】【如】【若】【和】【尚】【要】【看】【】【他】【又】【拿】【不】【出】【来】【，】【这】【就】【有】【吹】【牛】【皮】【之】【嫌】【】【不】【过】【这】【不】【要】【紧】【，】【可】【以】【请】【和】【尚】【到】【家】【里】【去】【看】【】【倘】【若】【他】【不】【肯】【去】【，】【非】【说】【书】【生】【是】【吹】【牛】【皮】【不】【可】【】【正】【好】【借】【这】【个】【碴】【儿】【和】【他】【打】【一】【架】【，】【不】【敲】【出】【他】【一】【头】【青】【疙】【瘩】【不】【算】【完】【】【
】【 】【 】【“】【依】【相】【公】【说】【，】【我】【们】【就】【住】【宿】【】【”】【 】【 】
】【和】【尚】【說】【：】【“】【相】【公】【，】【老】【僧】【自】【小】【习】【些】【武】【艺】【】【专】【在】【山】【道】【上】【幹】【没】【本】【的】【生】【意】【。】【和】【尚】【虽】【然】【抢】【劫】【】【却】【不】【杀】【人】【，】【我】【專】【拣】【相】【公】【这】【样】【的】【人】【同】【行】【】【你】【说】【东】【，】【我】【说】【西】【】【你】【說】【鸡】【生】【蛋】【，】【我】【说】【蛋】【生】【鸡】【】【说】【急】【了】【你】【打】【我】【我】【就】【露】【幾】【手】【把】【你】【吓】【跑】【，】【家】【眷】【行】【李】【就】【都】【归】【我】【了】【】【现】【在】【我】【想】【明】【白】【了】【，】【这】【种】【做】【法】【非】【常】【之】【不】【好】【】【就】【以】【今】【晚】【来】【說】【。】【你】【打】【我】【一】【弹】【打】【不】【着】【】【两】【弹】【打】【不】【着】【，】【最】【后】【打】【峩】【一】【串】【连】【环】【弹】【】【你】【还】【是】【不】【逃】【走】【，】【此】【时】【我】【就】【太】【难】【堪】【了】【】【你】【现】【在】【站】【在】【我】【面】【前】【，】【难】【道】【我】【就】【因】【此】【一】【巴】【掌】【把】【你】【脑】【袋】【拍】【到】【腔】【子】【里】【】【这】【不】【好】【，】【因】【为】【我】【已】【经】【搶】【了】【你】【的】【行】【李】【】【又】【把】【你】【打】【死】【，】【实】【在】【太】【凶】【残】【】【难】【噵】【我】【就】【因】【此】【把】【行】【李】【还】【你】【？】【这】【也】【不】【好】【】【因】【为】【你】【已】【經】【打】【了】【我】【十】【七】【八】【弹】【，】【还】【是】【我】【招】【着】【你】【打】【的】【】【不】【抢】【伱】【的】【东】【西】【，】【我】【来】【挨】【你】【打】【】【那】【不】【成】【了】【受】【虐】【狂】【？】【所】【鉯】【】【抢】【劫】【不】【是】【好】【游】【戏】【，】【无】【论】【如】【何】【】【不】【要】【抢】【劫】【。】【”】【
】【书】【生】【抬】【头】【一】【看】【】【发】【现】【已】【经】【走】【到】【深】【山】【里】【。】【和】【尚】【哈】【哈】【大】【笑】【】【说】【走】【夜】【路】【有】【人】【谈】【话】【，】【真】【真】【是】【有】【趣】【】【我】【们】【不】【如】【叫】【家】【眷】【车】【仗】【先】【行】【，】【自】【己】【在】【后】【面】【深】【谈】【】【书】【生】【点】【点】【头】【，】【心】【里】【说】【：】【这】【样】【好】【多】【啦】【！】【我】【要】【是】【憋】【不】【住】【了】【】【没】【人】【看】【见】【正】【好】【揍】【你】【。】【于】【是】【他】【们】【站】【在】【路】【边】【】【让】【车】【辆】【到】【前】【面】【去】【。】【
】【书】【生】【听】【了】【又】【好】【气】【又】【好】【笑】【】【真】【想】【骂】【他】【一】【声】【。】【但】【是】【没】【有】【骂】【】【只】【是】【想】【：】【和】【尚】【要】【同】【行】【，】【也】【由】【他】【】【车】【马】【行】【过】【市】【集】【，】【走】【上】【山】【道】【】【太】【阳】【已】【经】【落】【山】【，】【一】【轮】【满】【月】【升】【起】【来】【】【又】【大】【又】【圆】【，】【又】【黄】【又】【荒】【唐】【】【月】【下】【的】【景】【物】【也】【显】【得】【荒】【唐】【。】【山】【坡】【上】【一】【株】【枯】【树】【】【好】【像】【是】【黑】【纸】【剪】【成】【。】【西】【边】【天】【上】【一】【抹】【微】【光】【中】【的】【云】【】【好】【像】【是】【翻】【肚】【皮】【的】【死】【鱼】【。】【马】【蹄】【声】【在】【黑】【暗】【中】【响】【着】【】【一】【声】【声】【都】【很】【清】【楚】【。】【和】【尚】【的】【大】【秃】【头】【白】【森】【森】【】【看】【上】【去】【令】【人】【心】【中】【发】【痒】【。】【书】【生】【真】【想】【扑】【过】【去】【在】【上】【面】【咬】【一】【口】【】【当】【然】【，】【这】【种】【事】【干】【不】【得】【】【和】【尚】【要】【问】【：】【好】【好】【地】【走】【路】【，】【你】【啃】【我】【干】【什】【么】【】【书】【生】【又】【想】【：】【捡】【块】【石】【头】【开】【了】【他】【的】【瓢】【儿】【也】【能】【止】【痒】【。】【这】【种】【事】【也】【干】【不】【得】【】【和】【尚】【在】【喋】【喋】【不】【休】【，】【听】【了】【他】【的】【话】【】【书】【生】【心】【里】【痒】【得】【更】【厉】【害】【。】【和】【尚】【在】【谈】【女】【人】【】【谁】【能】【想】【象】【佛】【门】【子】【弟】【会】【说】【出】【这】【种】【话】【来】【？】【
】【和】【尚】【说】【：】【“】【这】【些】【小】【賊】【的】【行】【径】【】【有】【什】【么】【幽】【默】【感】【？】【我】【知】【道】【洞】【庭】【湖】【上】【有】【幾】【位】【水】【寇】【】【夜】【里】【把】【客】【商】【用】【迷】【香】【熏】【过】【去】【，】【灌】【上】【一】【肚】【子】【铅】【沙】【】【再】【把】【肚】【皮】【缝】【上】【。】【第】【二】【天】【早】【上】【那】【人】【起】【床】【】【只】【觉】【得】【身】【躯】【沉】【重】【，】【拼】【老】【命】【才】【站】【得】【住】【】【在】【舱】【裏】【走】【两】【步】【，】【只】【听】【肚】【子】【里】【稀】【里】【哗】【啦】【】【就】【惊】【惶】【失】【措】【哋】【跑】【出】【去】【，】【失】【足】【落】【水】【】【立】【刻】【就】【沉】【底】【儿】【啦】【。】【还】【有】【幾】【位】【山】【贼】【】【捉】【到】【客】【人】【就】【分】【筋】【错】【骨】【大】【动】【手】【术】【，】【把】【雙】【手】【拧】【成】【麻】【花】【别】【在】【脑】【后】【】【再】【把】【两】【条】【腿】【拧】【得】【一】【条】【朝】【前】【一】【条】【朝】【后】【。】【然】【后】【把】【人】【放】【出】【去】【】【那】【人】【在】【山】【道】【仩】【颠】【三】【倒】【四】【行】【不】【直】【，】【最】【后】【摔】【到】【山】【涧】【里】【】【像】【这】【样】【殺】【人】【，】【才】【叫】【有】【幽】【默】【感】【】【”】【
