蜡笔小新 好好听人说话哦_土豆_高清视频在线观看位置： & && 蜡笔小新经常说的话蜡笔小新经常说的话《蜡笔小新经常说的话》好蜡笔小新经常说的话小姐.喜不喜欢吃青椒啊.......
小姐，你吃纳豆喜欢放葱花吗?
小姐，要不要做我的3轮车去看日部的?
大姐姐，你有男了吗?
你回来了
3层肚皮的老妖婆出现了!( 网：www.sanwen.net )
真是的~~
纳豆不放葱花那还能叫纳豆吗!?
脱下裤子摇屁股说：“不理不理!不理不理!不理不理!”
动感光波!!BBBBBBBBB
大象 大象。。。
你回来了
真拿你没办法
“~~你回来了!”(其实是我回来了)
妈妈，你身上的肉怎么都松松垮垮的
我要放屁了
大PP外星人
我叫野原新之助，5岁。。。。。。。。。。
小姐一起兜风吧
大屁股老太婆欧巴桑～
有时候觉得很...
前途一片黑暗啊...
动感光波～动感回旋踢～动感铁拳～(尤其是学老外说话的口音说这几句～笑死了～)
其实我只是说说而已.
的时候要吃晕车药～
大象，大象，你的鼻子怎么那么长~~妈妈说~鼻子长才最漂亮
大屁股美伢~~
姐姐，我看到你内-裤了。。
还有什么能比你们可的独生儿子更值得怜爱呢?
伤脑筋哎~~~~~~~
美牙,......~~~~~~~
小姐，你吃纳豆喜欢放葱花吗?
小姐，要不要做我的3轮车去看春日部的夕阳?
大姐姐，你有男朋友了吗?
你回来了
3层肚皮的老妖婆出现了!
真是的~~
纳豆不放葱花那还能叫纳豆吗!?
脱下裤子摇屁股说：“不理不理!不理不理!不理不理!”
动感光波!!BBBBBBBBB
.妈妈，你回来啦。(回家第一句话)
2.动感光波，比比比比……(对付他妈妈)
3.妈妈，这个姐姐的小裤裤是什么颜色呢?(当不他要求时)
4.小姐，你喜不喜欢吃青椒/纳豆?(遇到漂亮小姐时)
5. 妈妈，我饿我饿我饿我饿我饿麻嘛!(饿肚子的时侯)
6.你变了，如果换成十年前的你不会用这种态度对待我……(大多是对美伢)
7.喜欢的时候把人家当成宝，不喜欢了就把人家一脚踢开啤酒瓶好可怜……(大多是对广志)
扩展阅读：
非常有深度的电影英文
1.一个人总要走陌生的路，看陌生的风景，听陌生的歌，然后在某个不经意的瞬间，你会发现，原本是费尽心机想要忘记的事情真的就那么忘记了。
One is always on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening to strange music. Then one day, you will find that the things you try hard to forget are already gone.
2.，不是长生不老，不是大鱼大肉，不是权倾朝野。幸福是每一个微小的愿望达成。当你想吃的时候有得吃，想被爱的时候有人来爱你。
Happiness is not about being immortal nor having food or rights in one's hand. It’s about having each tiny wish come true, or having something to eat when you are hungry or having someone's love when you need love.
3.是灯，是影子，当灯灭了，你会发现你的周围都是影子。朋友，是在最后可以给你力量的人。
Love is a lamp, while friendship is the shadow. When the lamp is off,you will find the shadow everywhere. Friend is who can give you strength at last.
4.我爱你不是因为你是谁，而是我在你面前可以是谁。
I love you not for who you are, but for who I am before you.
5.爱情，要么让人成熟，要么让人堕落。
Love makes man grow up or sink down.
6.举得起放得下的叫举重，举得起放不下的叫负重。可惜，大多数人的爱情，都是负重的。
If you can hold something up and put it down, it is called weight- if you can hold something up but can never put it down,it's called burden-bearing. Pitifully, most of people are bearing heavy burdens when they are in love.
7.我们每个人都生活在各自的中，人们会用一分钟的去认识一个人，用一小时的时间去喜欢一个人，再用一天的时间去爱上一个人，到最后呢，却要用一辈子的时间去忘记一个人。
We all live in the past. We take a minute to know someone, one hour to like someone, and one day to love someone, but the whole life to forget someone.
8.一个人一生可以爱上很多的人，获得真正属于你的幸福之后，你就会明白一起的其实是一种财富，它让你学会更好地去把握和珍惜你爱的人。
One may fall in love with many people during the lifetime. When you finally get your own happiness, you will understand the previous sadness is kind of treasure, which makes you better to hold and cherish the people you love.
9.的时候会想要谈很多次恋爱，但是随着年龄的增长，终于领悟到爱一个人，就算用一辈子的时间，还是会嫌不够。慢慢地去了解这个人，体谅这个人，直到爱上为止，是需要有非常宽大的胸襟才行。
When you are young, you may want several love experiences. But as time goes on, you will realize that if you really love someone, the whole life will not be enough. You need time to know, to forgive and to love. All this needs a very big mind.
10.当明天变成了今天成为了昨天，最后成为里不再重要的某一天，我们突然发现在不知不觉中已被时间推着向前走，这不是静止火车里，与相邻列车交错时，仿佛自己在前进的错觉，而是我们真实的在，在这件事里成了另一个自己。
When tomorrow turns in today, yesterday, and someday that no more important in your memory, we suddenly realize that we are pushed forward by time. This is not a train in still in which you may feel forward when another train goes by. It is the truth that we've all grown up. And we become different.
11.离开我就别安慰我，要知道每一次缝补也会遭遇穿刺的痛。
If you leave me, please don't comfort me because each sewing has to meet stinging pain.
12.拥有的，不要忘记。不能得到的，更要珍惜。属于自己的，不要放弃。已经失去的，留作。
Don’t forget the things you once you owned. Treasure the things youcan’t get. Don't give up the things that belong to you and keep those lost things in memory.
13.我喜欢并习惯了对变化的东西保持着距离，这样才会知道什么是最不会被时间抛弃的准则。比如爱一个人，充满变数，我于是后退一步，静静的看着，直到看见真诚的。
I love and am used to keeping a distance with those changed things.Only in this way can I know what will not be abandoned by time. For example, when you love someone, changes are all around. Then I step backward and watching it silently, then I see the true feelings.
14.男人的爱是俯视而生，而的爱是仰视而生。如果爱情像座山，那么男人越往上走可以俯视的女人就越多，而女人越往上走可以仰视的男人就越少。
Men love from overlooking while women love from looking up. If love is a mountain, then if men go up, more women they will see while women will see fewer men.
15.好的爱情是你通过一个人看到整个世界，坏的爱情是你为了一个人舍弃世界。
Good love makes you see the whole world from one person while bad love makes you abandon the whole world for one person.
16.在自己面前，应该一直留有一个地方，独自留在那里。然后去爱。不知道是什么，不知道是谁，不知道如何去爱，也不知道可以爱多久。只是一次爱情，也许都没有人。可是，这种等待，就是爱情本身。
We shall always save a place for ourselves, only for ourselves. And then begin to love. Have no idea of what it is, who he is, how to love or how long it will be. Just wait for one love. Maybe no one will come out, but this kind of waiting is the love itself.
17.有谁不曾为那暗恋而?我们总以为那份痴情很重，很重，是世上最重的重量。有一天，暮然回首，我们才发现，它一直都是很轻，很轻的。我们以为爱的很深，很深，来日，会让你知道，它不过很浅，很浅。最深和最重的爱，必须和时日一起成长。
Is there anyone who hasn't suffered for the secret love? We always think that love is very heavy, heavy and could be the heaviest thing in the world. But one day, when you look back, you suddenly realize that it's always light, light. We all thought love was very deep, but in fact it's very thin. The deepest and heaviest love must grow up withthe time.
18.在这个世界上，只有真正的男人，才能带给女人真正的快乐。
In this world, only those men who really feel happy can give women happiness
19.女人如果不性感，就要感性;如果没有感性，就要理性;如果没有理性，就要有自知之明;如果连这个都没有了，她只有不幸。
If a woman is not sexy, if she is not emotional, if she is not reasonable, she has to know herself clearly. coz only she has is misfortune.
20.一段不被接受的爱情，需要的不是，而是时间，一段可以用来遗忘的时间。一颗被深深伤了的心，需要的不是同情，而是理解。
An unacceptable love needs no sorrow but time- sometime for forgetting.A badly-hurt heart needs no sympathy but understanding.随即推荐的专题你可能也喜欢这些文章最新发布的专题 & sanwen.net听蜡笔小新说济南话，愣会演道_济南吧_百度贴吧
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